Did you ever have a jack off experience that just rocked? You know, just by yourself, all turned on?

A re-run of that stupid Lifeguard show was on the TV and I'm watching it with the sound down so as not to wake up my folks. It's pretty late and they're pretty old. So now I'm getting really horny because every time one of the Baywatch dudes comes on in a bathing suit all I can think of is spreading him out on a table and eating out his pink Baywatch anushole. I'm gonna start my own show called "AnusWatch," where all I do is look close-up at different anuses! I LOVE anus! Now I'm getting really hot for anus so I strip down to my Calvin Kleins. There's this huge full-length mirror in the living room that I can move around, so I put it right in front of me and I start posing in front of the mirror. I raise my legs over my head and lift my briefs up so they slide up and over my feet, and now I'm bare-ass naked with my clean, pink, smooth asshole showing right in the mirror. And I'm looking at myself looking in the mirror at my asshole and its really turning me on. I gotta say, I am definitely one hot guy. I'm so smooth and I got this amazing frame like a gymnast or something, and my thighs are all muscular and fanned out because I've done so much blading and boarding in my life. And my ass, man, my ass is so rounded out and curved with these lines where the ass meets the thigh. It is so hot. My Mom once told me, when I was little that I have some Latin in me, and that must be why I have such a nice ass.

Then I reach my hand around my raised ass and get one of my fingers into my tight asshole. I watch as my finger gently goes in and out of the hole, and now I'm getting a real thick hard-on. I watch as the lips around the hole, the skin, gets pushed in and out. I think about all the eager, hungry cocks that have gone in and out of that hole, and it's getting me really turned on. Now I get two fingers in, and then three. I look up at the TV and they're showing this buff, beautiful lifeguard and as I look at him I pretend its his ass I'm getting my fingers into. I pretend he's right next to me, wathcing me as I finger fuck myself.

Then I sit up and, dudes, I must be double-jointed or something because I got the back end of my hand against the rug and I stick my fingers into the air and then I just PLOP! sit right down on my fingers--three of them! and I just bounce up and down onto my fingers and it feels incredible. I'm getting all these chills up and down my body and there's pain in my ass as my hungry hole eats up my fingers! Oh, man, before I know it I'm making this buttplug out of all my five fingers by pressing them all together and my ass goes down on it! My ass canal is getting all spread out and it feels amazing, like I'm about to give.

Then I put my other hand in my mouth to get it nice and wet, and start to tweak my nipple with it. Oh, man I have such sensitive nipples. They're really small and pretty, too, and there ain't one piece of hair around either of them. They're getting really red as I go back and forth from one to the other. Damn, it's hot!

Then I bend over so I got my knees on the rug and my ass is the highest thing in the air. I look back at the mirror and I can see my hand going into my gaping guybutt. I watch as my assguts completely surrender to my invading hand which is taking over.

Then I pull out and grab my cock and push it out so I can see it between my legs, with my balls getting pushed out, too. It's so hot!

I decide that I want something more up in my ass. I look around and my dad's old bag of College Roomies. They got this old musty smell and I pull one out and take it out of its sock. The handle is perfect for getting right into my ass! I feel like a student again, when I used to lock myself in the bathroom and stick the plunger up my virgin pussyhole.

I lay back on the rug and lift my butt back into the air and take the handle of the College Roomie and gently glide it into my hole. Dudes, don't try this at home unless you've got a real experienced and hungry hole like mine! Oh, it feels so good sticking this College Roomie into my asshole! I throw my head back and I'm in total ecstasy. I imagine the blonde hunk lifeguard coming out of the TV and slowly stripping off his red Speedo suit so that it falls to his ankles and he's standing there completely buck naked with his dick swinging out in front of his thighs. He starts to jack himself off as he watches me thrust the College Roomie handle into my starving snatch.

He bends over me and takes the handle and pushes the club even deeper into me as I jack myself off. He jacks himself off with his free hand, and I can see his cock getting bigger and thicker. He has all these veins on it and this adorable cockhead that's really smooth and shiny, with this perfect pisshole that gapes open every time he strokes. I can see his muscular abs and his fat pecs that bulge out between his incredibly broad shoulders. His face is gorgeous, beautiful and really carved, with these blue eyes and blonde hair. He's absolute perfection. Then he turns himself around so I can look up at his ass. His butt is smooth and gorgeously carved. He has this perfect crack that goes right to his balls, which are like two pieces of fruit in a smooth and silky sack that hangs like giant grapes from a vine. I reach my head up and lick my lips, arching my neck so I can get his sack right into my mouth. He moans in pleasure as I stuff my mouthhole with his sperm pouch. I'm practically suffocating on his balls as my nose gets right up into his asshole and I breathe in that amazing ass smell, which also has this scent of seawater and sweat. I flick my head back and forth as I get dizzy from the heat and smell of his beautiful ass. He pushes me down onto the rug and lifts my legs up and slips his dick right into my fully loosened hole. I love being fucked by him, completely overwhelmed by his weight and muscularity. I rock under him as he rocks me with his body, pushing his penis into my ass, my rectum, my stomach. I'm moaning in pleasure, saying, "Fuck me. Fuck my tender hole. Yeah, FUCK ME!"

He moans and throws his head back and lets out this huge guzzload of sperm into me. Cum leaks out of my asshole as he pulls out. He cannot stop coming. Load after load keeps pouring out of that gorgeous cock of his, falling and dripping onto my hot tight flesh.

WOW!

Now I realize that I've really gotten the College Roomie far into my ass as I've dreamed my fantasy. I jerk my dick off as I squeeze the end of the handle with my ass muscles. Oh, it feels so incredibly good. The handle is way deep inside me, hitting the muscles way inside my prostate gland. Finally I pull it out, slowly, to feel all the pleasure and pain. I sniff the handle and I get totally aroused. It totally smells like the inside of my ass. Mmmm...

I prop myself up against the wall and lift my legs way over my head so that my dick is right over my mouth. I'm so ready to cum it's not even funny. I jack my dick off and open my mouth, ready to let my sperm fall right into my mouth the way I used to do when I was a lot younger.

I cannot wait to taste my own hot cum. I jerk and jerk my dick until my whole body starts to quiver and the cum just reaches the inside of my dickhead. Droplets of pre-cum start to ooze out of my cockhead and they land right on the tip of my hungry tongue. Mmm...it's so sweet and salty. My body jerks and spazzes as I shoot my load right into my mouth. I get all weak as my cum leaks out of my spermslot and drips into my mouth. I guzzle my cum, drinking it down and LOVING IT.

When I get up my ass kills and I feel a little nauseous, but, dudes, it was worth it. What a great way to pass the time.

Later!