I was just laying here in bed, spooning my pillow, and trying to lull myself into sleep.

Not easy when I'm watching Judge Judy caustically berate some poor shlubb; sleepy time TV, she ain't. I suddenly bolted upright- the defendant on the show was a guy I had sex with just a few months back!

I met him at a local watering hole, a low key joint, the sort of place with sawdust on the floor, and a half naked speed queen passed out under a table. You know, 'homey'.

He stood there wearing a black leather jacket and a white cowboy hat, always fashion no no. I thought perhaps after we fucked, he would flame broil me. However, he had broad shoulders, sexy stubble and a bulging crotch. So I made my move, which consisted of me looking in his direction and mentally shouting "Hey cutie! Notice me and let's pound out the ham!"

My telepathic abilities are top notch, and 3 minutes later we rendezvoused in a bathroom stall. He probed my mouth with his hungry tongue, and I climbed all over his lanky, 6'4 frame. He spun me right round, baby, and I stood over the toilet, hands up against the wall. I felt cool air on my ass cheeks as he yanked my jeans and Calvin's down to my ankles. All at once I felt that tongue gently licking at my tight, sensitive butthole. Peering back, I saw that this urban cowboy had unbuttoned his 501's, and was busy stroking his massive uncut cock.

He pushed his hard tongue deep into my ass, and used his free hand to spread my cheeks apart for better access. His beard stubble scraped me raw, tearing my ass up as he ate my wet butthole, momentarily teasing me by opening me up with his thick fingers. All at once, he jammed two fat fingers inside of me, my balls tightened up, and I exploded, shooting my hot creamy jizz all over the toilet seat beneath me. Cowboy Tex also shot his special white BBQ sauce at that moment, and some of ran down his jeans in a sticky river.

Just in the nick of time too, because it was at that moment that the unconscious speed queen, now fully awake, barged in and puked loudly into the bathroom sink. I told Tex I'd see him around, and made a hasty exit.

Now, I had just gotten rimmed by a guy with beard stubble, and I felt a little raw 'down there'. But I was very germ conscious; so on my way home, as discreetly as possible, I hid behind an SUV and rubbed my asshole with Purell Hand Sanitizer. Ouch. Do not try this at home.

As it turns out Tex, lost on Judge Judy. He was being sued by his boyfriend over an unpaid cell phone bill. The boyfriend was of course, that druggie queen from the bar. Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys!